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The act of excessively masturbating in your pants and splooging all over your gooch area
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.
"I'm getting a durf mohawk, because I havent shaved in a while."
A hair style where a person is bald in the middle of their head but have hair on the sides.
Many middle aged men sport a Polish Mohawk.
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When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.
Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!
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Someone who you see in public and want to meet but don't have the courage to talk to. Usually you see the person repeatedly around town.
Origin: Some of my friends and I repeatedly saw a girl with a mohawk around our town and agreed she was probably chill, but never had the courage to talk to her.
John: "Hey, mohawk girl is working at one of the vendors.."
Sam: "Yeah I saw her yesterday but didn't talk to her."
or
Samson: "Dude, that chick has some dope pants."
Thelonious: "Yeah, she's a real mohawk girl, I saw her earlier today."
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The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.
When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.
when ones ass is so hairy their crack is full of pubes
hey cool my ass is punker then me
i got a butthole mohawk
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Weapon in the world of Warcraft which will turn your player or other players into knight elf mowhaks.
Also a sexual position when you lay your dick on top of a girls head much like a Mohawk and cum on her face while sayin one of mr t's classic lines like " don't gimme no back talk" or "knight elf mohawk." basically anything with a mr t voice will do just fine
Yeah I just got a Mohawk grenade - I'm gunna make the world of warcraft look great!!
Guy1: yeah i just gave my girlfriend the mohawk grenade
Guy2: how'd she take it?
Guy1: idk she was still in shock when I finished
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