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sexy, and cute, cant have him but want him so bad, conbination or a greek god and a abercrombie model
braydon macdonald is a real person because they were born like that
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Cholestorol in a cup
macdonalds milkshakes are like cholestorol in a cup
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Guy 1: So I was buying potatoes the other day.
Guy 2: What kind of potatoes?
Guy 1: Good potatoes.
Guy 2: Nice.
Guy 1: But anyway, I met this guy called Alex MacDonald.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I heard he's the world's biggest shitter.
Guy 1: Yeah.
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A dirty MacDonald is when you have sex with your best friends sister and finish in her hair
I gave dans sister a dirty MacDonald took 3 hours to wash that dried cum out her hair
Someone with a receding hairline which resembles the m of the macdonalds sign
David has a macdonald head it's so receded
A great person with curly hair who’s the best in her friend group
Woah I wish I was like sophie macdonald
Madison (she will also go by Maddie even though she's says not to call her that she obviously likes it) is one of the most caring and loving people you will find in this earth. She always knows how to make you feel better and like she wants you around. She is without a doubt one of a kind and even though she's right when she's says there are seven billion other people on earth she's wrong when she says you'll find someone else like her because they just dont exist. She is a lover of all things office related and has the best personality you could hope to find in someone. She dreams of going and doing romantic things like hiking somewhere and camping or watching the stars at nigh with someone special and she's always down to travel. If you ever happen to be lucky enough to win the favor of this madison, be sure to think long and hard before you decide to blow it off, as there is no other person you will ever find like her, and it's highly likely that you will never get over the terrible decision that you made.
Guy 1: you know I actually could have been with Madison MacDonald but I didn't think about what I was doing and I fucked it up
Guy 2: bro I'm sorry but you're a fucking dipshit bro, you really did it to yourself this time