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Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.

My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025


Macedonian

The Balkans equivalent of Mormons or Latter Day Saints

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Sheep Macedonians ofc not all of them. The ones who were indifferent were the truer champions

by Teachology December 30, 2022


Macedonians

Macedonian are a peoples and nationality originaly living in Western Balkans. Today, only around 1,5 million of the overall ~5 million Macedonians still live in their origin country Macedonia.

The reason for this is a history of persecution, oppression, exploitation and poverty. Still today Macedonians experience racism, hate, imperialism and oppression.

History revisionism is a common phenomenon and problem within the Balkans. Especially Macedonians, but also Greeks, describe themself as decendants of ancient Macedon and Alexander the Great. In reality, the Macedon civilisation was destroyed and extincted more than 2000 years ago.

I sometimes hang around with Macedonians.

by Rabennarbe June 30, 2022


Macedonian Trash Shoot

Noun | When one partner uses their penis to mash and churn feces inside of the other’s colon until it is a paste, and then proceeds to funnel the feces into their mouth.

That fine torta gave me a Macedonian trash shoot

by Mr.🍇ist June 19, 2025