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A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.
He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!
When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.
She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.
Level of smell from a woman's vagina
Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.
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a person who will make out with anyone. As a fish species, mackerel are wide-ranging pelagic school fish with big lips.
"Gurl, Piranha Sean was a dirty mackerel the other night at Remingtons..."
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Jills gang of silent icecream and BBQ munchies eaters hailing from yarraville
Did you see those awesome spicy mackerel's walk past? Yeah they had sweet icecream's!
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Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.
"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"
1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.
joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.
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