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A moment that the conversation dies because one of the people conversing is distracted by something bright and shiny.
Woman and man are talking. Woman asks the man a question and gets no response.
(lull) Man: oh, sorry; what were you saying?
Woman: What was that?
Man: Oh, I had a magpie moment!
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A bunch of funking idiots that think they are the shit just cause they win one game in WA. The biggest idiot of them all is their president, Eddie McGuire.
A large portion of them a fucking 15 year wigger girls that thinkk they are the shit, but franky they are a bunch of little sluts.
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A quick, often temporary, sense of satisfaction a person feels after seizing an opportunity to buy the latest and greatest bright shiny object that hits the market.
"My wife suffers from magpie syndrome and gets her 'magpie fix' when she sees bright shiny objects and then buys them."
"Chris gets his 'magpie fix' every time he uses his credit card"
Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.
A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.
Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
The effect that causes girls to be attracted to shiny things
Girl: OMG THAT DIAMOND IS SO BIG AND SHINY I WANT IT NOW
Boy: woah calm down, it's just the magpie effect talking
Girl: OMG THAT GUY DRESSED UP AS A TIN MAN IS SO BIG AND SHINY I WANT HIM NOW
Boy: do you wanna see my magpie effect ;)
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The best AFL team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. Most Australians don't like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. They are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record - the Collingwood Football Club!
Person 1: Why are the Collingwood Magpies so good?
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!
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