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A sexual manuever/ position that involves doing it doggie style, then removing your hands from the girls' hips and placing them in the "fox-eye" position (a.k.a. the thumb and the forefinger touching, upside down, circling the eyes). When the girl finally notices, put your hands back on her hips. She'll look back, then you can do it again. Eventually, when she catches you, you keep your fingers in the "fox-eye" position. She'll say "what are you doing?" You reply, "I am a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force!"
Max became a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force last night!
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guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get
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A particularly terrible band of Finlandish origin, the inspiration of whom is possibly derived from pussy type emo cry-whinge bands with material consisting mostly of songs regarding the incomprehensible sorrow felt by that particular individual as a consequence of their girlfriend of three days dumping them/ a slight twinge in the humerous/ the loss of a favourite sock. This particular genre of music is normally favoured by the younger generation of student-types who frequently describe themselve's as 'alternative' and cannot yet smoke correctly.
Look at Luke moshing to The Spice Girls, he quite clearly listens to HIM. Loser.
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Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans
"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"
"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."
"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"
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1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.
2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.
1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.
LORD-LIEUTENANT FOR HIS MAJESTY AND HER MAJESTY AS KION FAMILY CREST, SHARIFF FAMILY CREST, FULTON FAMILY CREST, WILSON CLAN CREST AS BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU & SWYRICH CORPORATION. AS KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON. IN AS THE FORENAME, SECOND NAME, SURNAME AND LASTNAME FOR THE UNIFORM NAME.
KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON AS HIS MAJESTY LORD-LIEUTENANT
These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.
And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of creating emotional lotion. Sadly, he did not nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection and possibly being kissapointed.