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Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.
I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.
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One of the mani interesting furry animals yu mai see on a høliday in Sweden this yer.
A Majestic Moose once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
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Juice extracted from grapes and oranges to make a jeezy blend
I want some majestic juice
The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.
"Hey Zack, what's wrong."
"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".
a scrotum of complete and utter majesty.
THE QUEEN: how is ones "majestic scrotum" today?
PRINCE PHILLIP: they are of a very majestic state
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A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.
The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
Adelle: Oh, well, hello. What brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?
Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.
Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?
Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
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Noun: an alleged, but unsubstantiated, covert operation of the United States of America; with authorization to investigate the possibility of extraterrestrial alien intrusion onto American territory. Purportedly created by executive directive in 1947.
Although many documents have been circulated referencing "Operation Majestic 12", non have to date been officially verified as authentic.
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