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These words are used by Miss Universe-Philippines Venus Raj upon answering her question. this means "Big".
Miss Philippines: You know what Sir, in the 22 years of my existence, I can't remember any MAJOR-MAJOR mistake of my life.
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a way of describing how hard a guy is.
"damn, that boy was major hard"
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The MLB. The most competitive pro baseball league in the world
He's really good at baseball. He's in the majors.
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The common default nickname for the multiplayer game Soldat.
Major has joined the game
Major(1) has joined the game
PERSON WITH CLAN TAG: OMG, THIS SERVER IS FULL OF NOOBS.
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Is most likely a transgender (female to male) who has nothing better to do and is remarkably ugly like seriously she also has a very short temper line and can be a total duche bag somtimes.
*random person* Major is such an ugly idiot OMG
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It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
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I would say probably the worst kind of depression out. Being lost, empty, weak, energy deprived ALL the time. Like your there. Just not totally there. Almost like your body is separate from your conscious, which is somewhere else, dark cold and alone. While your body is out in the moment of life trying to smile and not let people realize how lifeless you really are.
I have major depression
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