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The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.
“Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”
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A person who drives a Lancer Evolution.
A Malaysian Steamer could include the name "Jerry Yam" used before or after in a sentence as an adjective.
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What you say when someone abandons you, and you get really sad.
Come back Jeff you malaysian fuck
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Sex act wherein you repeatedly penetrate a menstruating vaginal cavity with your tongue. Optional side of Kingston Mudslide.
I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.
Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.
When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
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Wrapping one person's penis around a shot glass filled with a liquor of choice and from there pouring it into anothers mouth.
Did you see Barry?! Him and Jason just enjoyed a Malaysian Cup holder!
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Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.
Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!
After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.
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