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Northern Irish slang for someone who will never lose their virginity.
Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.
"That lanky prick Matthew is going to be a Malcolm forever."
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A sexy guy that is so kind and awesome. He is fun to be around and is super helpful and caring.
Malcolm is a great guy
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Dude rocks!!! Show him all the love!!!!
"Malcolm? I know that guy!!! Thank God every day I do."
The most sweetest, funniest, and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He cares for people, he's ready to beat somebody's ass when needed. He deserves so much more. He is amazing. A kawaii guy indeed! His laugh makes everyone laugh, and his smile makes a girl smile back. He's really attractive and pretty much the best friend ever.
Girl 1: "Omg I took a bunch of pictures of you Malcolm!"
Malcolm: "Why, just why? Jesus im ugly XD"
Girl 1: "No your nott!!"
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A retarded Jew who is terrible at rainbow six but yet he thinks he’s amazing after coming silver 5. Has a mad crush on every one of his girl friends who immediately friend zone him.
Can Malcolm come?
No he’s so annoying please don’t invite him.
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Malcolm is a kind and adventurous person. He will never let you down and is very determined. They are very athletic. He is cheeky, yet very generous. Malcolms are funny and have a very fun and care - free vibe to them. He might not show it often, but Malcolms care for you very much. He will always put you in a good mood.
Tom: Have you seen that guy over there climbing up the school?
Josh: Yeah, he must be a Malcolm! Always getting himself into trouble, but I heard he’s a great friend.
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