Mald

A combination of the words bad sad and bald. The streamer Ludwig Ahgren has used this phrase before in his Pokémon Black and White 2 Nuzlocke as Darth Mald

Jeff: Hey, Brian you’re mald dude.
Brian: Fuck you Jeff I’ve told you a thousand times stop calling me mald and stop sleeping with my wife.

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mald

Word Created by twitch.tv/okyhoo and his community.

Means ( Mad and bald )

- use it on random streamers stream to confused them.

Are you mald?

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Malding

When someone is literally being Royal/Dylan

That person is Malding!

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Malding Ginger

A ginger who is mad and balding and easily tilted and angry.

Bailey: "That Darcy kid is such a malding ginger"

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Morning Mald

The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.

Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.

Josh is malding

Basically josh is just losing daily

Josh is malding on the daily.

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Stop Malding

People would say it's "mad" and "balding"; mad and getting bald because your always mad. But it's more to being a piss baby. So the general definition is being a piss baby. Stop malding = Stop being a piss baby.

*You and someone just finished a fight in discord (chatting app) and you've realized that you're the one who's wrong, so you decide to leave (because embarrassed)*

The person who you fought: Lol, stop malding.

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