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A kind of male that's like uhhh... super stong and epic
Ligma balls
Person 1: I am a Ligma Male.
Person 2: Look at this bullshit, with you and you alpha, beta, sigma male stuff. What the fuck even is ligma?#
Person 1: REDACTED
*person 2 fucking dies*
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Brass male never fails, always sought after no braaaps just laughter, just here to have fun and make new words with banter.
Never a ranter.
Always in stylish drip and always got a full pip.
Bare ladies want him nuff men want her their just happy hanging out together.
Wow i really wish my husband was a Brass Male
Don't let the name fool you, this man is an absolute fucking psychopath. Demon in the sheets, demon in the streets. Gives zero shits about the world and only lives for himself. He wakes up, takes a shit, fucks twenty women, gets out of bed, and finally creates chaos and upends the global hierarchy, all in that order. The purest example of a level beyond even the alpha, the gigachad, and any other man. Only few can exist at a time, as transcendental entities capable of sheer dominance.
"Man, Colt's such a goddamn alpha male, he's absolutely destroying pussy."
"Nah, he's a pi male, as soon as he's done here he's gonna cave the prime minister's skull in."
253👍 9👎
The superior kind of male, better than all sigma and alpha males combined, the true giga chad
Chad: I'm a ligma male
Virgin: What?
Chad: Ligma balls
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When a guy moans either during sex or masturbating. To most girls this is the cutest thing to ever hear. They especially love it when u moan during them giving u a blowjob and it turns them on even more. Another good time to moan is when u fucking them doggy style and u in her ear moaning. IF U DO THIS THEY WILL LOVE U FOREVER AND FUCK U MORE!
Emma: Hey how was it with Jay last night?
Liz: It was soo good when we were fucking he was moaning so loud <3 it was the cutest thing i started sucking him harder.
Emma: Damn i wanna hear a male moan so bad.
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A person way more superior to both alpha and sigma males. He can reproduce by himself, so he doesn’t need woman, but all woman in his age category are sexually attracted to him
Shrigma male: *uses his spores* Babe will you swallow my cum tonight?
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A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.
His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.
He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
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