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When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.
yo dave whats wrong?
i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
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When your girl’s pussy is suddenly either too tight or too loose to properly fuck her.
“Did you have sex with Rebecca, man?”
“Yes, but it wasn’t good. She had a vaginal malfunction.”
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A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.
Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.
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sexual malfunction, or sexual dysfunction, is difficulty during any stage of the sexual act (which includes desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution) that prevents the individual or couple from enjoying sexual activity.
person 1: "Did you sleep with her last night?"
person 2: "Yeah.."
person 1: "Well.. how was it?"
person 2: "Not good."
person 1: "Why, what happened?"
person 2: "Two words - sexual malfunction.."
person 1: "Oooh."
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When your starting a game at work on the sly but then you have forgot to turn the sound off so blaring game noise and basic comes out of your computer alerting your boss to the fact that you are in fact multislackiing
I was about to start the secret level on PACMAN when i had a noise malfunction and got a ear bashing from my boss
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When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.
Dang! I'd love to go to the movies with you guys but I had a wallet malfunction.
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Hit the 5 second rewind button!! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.
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