A girl who’s pretty dang smart. Her name in Hawaiian means “calm or gentle waters”. She gets compliments on her looks now and again, but she is modest and doesn’t really believe them. She is a mediator and a peacemaker. She is very empathetic and cannot stand to see someone sad. The kind that cries at movies a lot. Sometimes she can be off in her own la-la-land, but when she’s in reality she can be lots of fun. She loves to make people laugh, but sometimes feels like she can’t express her sadness because she is known for being happy.
What if I told you my name was Malia...
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That one girl in ur friend group that is weirder than anyone else in the group. Often dreams about death. Satin is her dad. Loves to hate. Loves two guys in her life rn. Nolan and wyatt
Wow she is definitely a malia
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Someone who is very obsessed with old cartoons, such as Betty Boop and others. Someone who would sacrifice her friends for a cuphead plush
Person 1: Hey, she seems pretty cool
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a Malia
Person 1: Oh, she must be a handful
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A very pretty girl who enjoys reading! She spends lots of time in her own fantasy world and has thousands of friends. As one of the popular people others
are jealous of her, so jealous that they sneak her house at 3 am and stab her to death, now she haunts all popular people. Most the people she haunts are found stabbed to death with no evidence hmmm, if you ever meet a malia she will probabaly kill you.
You are such a malia!
Malia sucks!
4👍 15👎
A drama queen, flat but, no cheast, rat teeth, no thighs, boring, bitch that nobody likes, really bad at music.ly, no fans ass hole
Malia is a dramq queen
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Best person ever they're thick their hot and they're very smart
Men: my girlfriend is a malia
Wingman: nice dude
Men: ya I'm going to fuck Malia tonight
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idk if this is all malias but the one i know is a thot. she plays guys and her shit gets sent around a ton. can’t stand her own ground and makes her friends fight all her battles
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