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Malibu and Coke is a drink. Use wisely.
Malibu and Coke - lethal.
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A women over 40 who is down with the trends, witty, and has a great tan and tight body. Has a confident and special walk about her. Both girls and guys usually turn their heads to see a Malibu Barbie.
Typically has blond hair, is flirtatious, and has clothes made to order that are shipped to her office instead of her home.
Las Vegas is a typical destination for a Malibu Barbie.
"That Candace is my Malibu Barbie."
"You got to love that Malibu Barbie."
"Wow, this place is full of Malibu Barbie's."
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When a woman says she'll blow you but she doesn't open her mouth all the way, as in a tease or uppity ho.
I thought that tease was gonna blow me but all she did was the Malibu toothbrush.
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Commonly used street slang in western India in the late 1840's, an Egyptian Malibu is a mythological sexual act, performed by an ancient African tribe (that may or may not have even existed!). The Malibu was made famous by King Ramses the 8th in Luxor, Egypt, with his numerous carvings, depicting young women receiving his "seed" through their (no joke) nostrils. This is a rarely seen carving, but it is intact to this day!
"Hey I saw that chick in the Guinness book of world records on tv"
"What did she do?"
"She could take a glass of milk up the nose and squirt it out her tear duct"
"Man, she could probably give a really nice Egyptian Malibu"
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is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.
Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.
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The resting of the testicles of a 80's hair band rocker from Malibu against one's chin to allow for the voracious licking, biting, and sucking of the balls and lower penis, performed in the manner of a horse eating out of a feedbag.
The Malibu Feedbag is always performed with the recipient/rocker standing and the "bagger" either crouching, bent-over, or kneeling; neither party may be lying down or sitting.
In a "Classic Malibu Feedbag" the recipient/rocker wraps an extra long belt around his naked waste and secures it around the "baggers" head to attach the "bag (i.e. testicles to the chin)" and prevent the "bagger" from stopping before the contents of the bag are "consumed/drained."
The inspiration for the name/manuver has been traced to an overly zealous Malibu supermarket "bagger" who would throw herself at all the rockers that shopped at the market (primarily Motley Crew), who, once given the opportunity to hang out in private, performed the maneuver out of shear uncontrollable lust for the band.
"Dude, I met this chic at a Crew reunion show last night who was so fuckin horny at the site of Vince, she dropped to her knees and gave me a wicked Malibu feedbag during Home Sweet Home."
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A euphemism plumbers use for a used tampon that is discovered in the plumbing. A common cause for toilets becoming backed up.
Joe found a malibu barbie in his clients toilet, those things really do help his business.
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