Iron man sucks. Most overrated marvel character of all time.
Friend: tell me a joke
Me: iron man
One of the greatest heavy metal songs of all time by Black Sabbath about a guy who trips on too much acid and kills tons of people
i am iron man
dun dun dun dun dun nau nau nau dun dun dun dun
has he lost his mind can he see or is he blind etc.
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The iron man takes the most drugs and beer and proves himself to be alpha male of the group.
To be a man of iron of a certain group of friends.
Iron man
Chuck Norris
Roy Walker
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Damien Lakin
Mike Tyson
Whitney Housten
Bez
Ian Brown
Robert Danny Junior
Jaap Stam
Adrain Mutu
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When the man blows his load on the girls chest. After ejaculation has finished the man sticks an ashtray on the jizz. Leaving behind the famous iron man power supply.
Where's the ashtray? Ask Ashley, I think it's on her chest. Derek pulled an iron man on her last night...she loved it!
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V. Ejaculating on a woman's chest after sex, turning all the lights off and shining a UV light on her chest, which will cause the ejaculate to glow, much like the arc reactor in implanted in Tony Stark's chest in the popular Marvel comic Iron Man.
Guy 1: Milly was wondering why I put a UV light above the bed yesterday. Tonight she's in for a surprise.
Guy 2: Haha, dude you should totally send me pics of you iron manning her!
Guy1: No. That's just weird Chad, get a girlfriend already you huge creep.
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A work shift which entails working from open to close.
That guy is either insane, or really needs money, because he's doing an Iron Man.
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