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A man made conspiracy theory used by fruity arse niggas that have very awful poor memory but blame it on a parallel universe or similar theories.
Hey Johno Fuck I'm positive I thought "Froot Loops" was spelt "Fruit Loops" it being spelt "Froot Loops" is crazy as fuck cunt - Nah mate you just lost the fucking plot it's always been Froot Loops the Mandela Effect is fake cunt"
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My mom was a teacher and my dad worked third shift!
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family
Twitter: “I can't believe Mandela Barnes lost!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”
A Mandela cat is a cat that can't see, but has incredible sense. It's kinda like the superhero Daredevil, except it's literally just a cat.
Holy shit you've got a Mandela Cat? No fucking way! Those species are so rare!
photoshappin' somebody's face onto a pickle.
Wow look at that Pickle Mandela of Bernie Sandarz
Established 1990:The most beautiful King uncaged to ever reside on the planet Earth even though frequently goes through troubles is still able To roast yo bing bang back having ass no matter what and hates Colorado local rappers plus Drake and 21 Savage and Kodak Black xcetera
Love Me Mandela BooJack.
When you try to jack off to a porno you found a couple of days ago but can't find it anymore. Did the video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted yourself into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere."
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Dude, did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline."
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The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.
Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.
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