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MapleStory, commonly known as MapleDick, is a really gay Anime influenced game created by gay ass Korean game developers especially made for no lives who hibernate from Club Dickhead (formerly known as Club Penguin). Basically a rape MMOPOS(Massively Multiplayer Online Piece Of Shit) that promotes pedophilia and crap. Yeah, "pedophilia" because you have the ability to get married with 40-year old virgins that you've never met. "Crap", because you can buy items based off of shit, Poo stick, Golden Poo hat, etc. Hell, this game should be Rule 34'd, but it probably has been since it's been around for 5 years. That aside, you'll get addicted to it more than you'll get addicted to Marijuana. And if you, that's fine by me, you be happy with your 10+ year old noobs who masturbate to 16-bit pixels all day.
Representing "Pedophilia" in MapleDick(MapleStory):
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): Hey, you're sexy, wanna get married and have super cyber sex on Skyper.
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SupehPL0x): Eh, okay. What's Skype?
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): N-nothing, let's go...
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SuperPL0x): k
-RAPED-
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Representing faggots who play MapleDick(MapleStory):
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: ZOMFG, dude you gotta suck Nexon's dick with me?
The friend WITH a life: Nah, I got to attend some after school programs.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: Aww, but it's soooo good. I mean the game is liek awesome. I get to suck Mushroom cock and play Octopus tentacles.
The friend WITH a life: No, man. That's gay. I'll spend my time on things that will benefit me, not a game that will eventually break down and leave me hanging there with a dead character. Okay, the game will die one day, and that day you'll piss yourself to sleep. Either get a life now, or you'll die with the game. Your choice, and if you go berserk, our friendship is over.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: I'll suck some Nexon dick now!! Tee hee, pfft, lawl, ahahahaha, -licks screen-
The friend WITH a life: I'm done...-hangs up phone and leaves to school-
The friend WITH a life is smart as shit, while the faggot is sucking major cock back there. Don't become a Nexon sex slave...seriously...
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A 2D online game for no-lives who find pleasure in fighting pixels. Unless you have spent most of your life in this game, you would probably be shunned by other online idiots for not being level 436575427542, and not spending real life money on 50 kajillion Nexon Cash. (Short term = NX. Bought with real money.)
3.9/4 of the people in the game can't type proper english, especially when they're trying to flame you. This in fact, just makes them look like losers who really need to get a life.
No-life : HOMGZ I JUST FOUND A SUPER ITEM FROM GACHAPON IN MAPLESTORY LOLOLZ YA!!!!!11
Person : Congrats, and it only took you $7834683 to get it!
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ever play diablo 2? it's like diablo 2 but 500 times slower and 5000 times more tedious. for heavens sake you kill snails and mushrooms can kill you. it's also boring since it lacks a real plot. however, if you REALLY REALLY want to play this game, you gotta hack. if you don't hack, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage to the other people who do hack, and you'll be wasting your time.
wanna know how slow maplestory is? it takes around 5 minutes to get to level 2, and around 2 hours to get to level 10. then it takes around 20 hours to get to level 30. in diablo 2, you can go from 1 to 75 in 16 hours. both are a waste of time, but which one would you rather do?
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A great MMORPG from Wizet and Nexon, often contrdicted because of similarities to Ragnarok(another MMO). Well known qualities of MapleStory include its 2D gameplay, often compared to classic Mario games and its unique level of character customization.
Mile: Dude i just discovered the best RPG ever!
Larry: What is it?
Mile: MapleStory, download it from Nexon.net, its totally free!
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a fucked up mmorpg , just mario with swords
omg i accidentally threw maplestory into the stew and now its fucked!
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1: (n) A level 60 Human Rogue on World of Warcraft's Executus EU server.
2: (n) An intensely stupid or irritating person.
3: (a) Describes anything which is stupid or irritating.
4: (n) A videogame.
1: Man, fucking Maplestory trained mobs to me AGAIN.
2: That guy is such a Maplestory.
3: My typing is so Maplestory today.
4: I'mma go play some Maplestory.
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A kickass FREE MMORPG where you can make friends, kill monsters, and A LOT more. You can become an archer, a warrior, a thief, or a magician, and use a large variety of skills and items to kill monsters, level up, and gain new and usually better looking equipment or items.
A great way to spend your time is to play MapleStory.
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