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Mars is the name of the most amazing human being you will ever meet. They deserve so much love and kindness, more than you could ever imagine. They're the funniest, most likeable person in all of their friend groups, and anyone named Mars can be described as the most amazing human being in the world, everything about them is perfect. They have an addicting personality, EXTREMELYYY LOYAL AND KIND, but they can also be mean and scary if you're a fucking bitch!! (which is very fucking hot!!) Mars is very creative, with an amazing sense of humour. They are extremely thoughtful, sweet and loving. The perfect s/o or friend. Mars is so fucking hot, off the scale, it should be illegal. Anyone dating Mars is extremely lucky in so many ways, and no one should ever take Mars for granted. All in all, Mars is definitely the best person you'll ever meet.
Person 1-Oh godddd, I think i'm in love with Mars!
Person 2-Dont be an idiot, you're not special....
Person 1-What?
Person 2-I mean, Isn't everyone?
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A small frizzy haired woman.
Whose thirsty for Bridget Reagan.
Yeah she's cute but you got no chance she's a mar mar.
A person named mars can be described as a total mixed bag, their personality and over all demeanor cover a wide variety of points on the personality spectrum ie; loyal, kind, hot as hell itself, creative, thoughtful, sweet and many MANY more. They also tend to have a firy disposition and fight for what they want. Their love is unparalleled and when you're with them the possibilities are infinate. They are an irriplacaple light in your life and remind you what life should be about. Mars is an 11/ 10 on the "looks" scale, seriously, it should be Illegal. But either way, mars Is a wonderful person and you'd be lucky to have them in you're life.
Example: mars is fucking fabulous 10/10
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A kiss that adopts the jaw movements of Mars from "She's Gotta Have It". Specifically, the kiss entails a shimmying motion of one's jaw, while simultaneously slipping the tongue. It is highly recommended that one inform the recipient of the kiss that he/she will be performing this maneuver, so as not to alarm her/him and cause them to slap the sh*t out of him/her.
Greer: Yooooo. Guess what happened last night, bruh?
Jamie: 'Scuse me? Who the f**k are you, sir?
Greer: I'm the dude that tried to hit Nola with The Mars last night. See, I messed up and didn't tell her what was about to go down though.
Jamie: Tell me more...
Greer: So what had happened was, right, like, I started kissing her and then started shimmying my jaw and sh*t, right, and then next thing I know,
she--
Jamie: ...Slapped the sh*t out of you?
Greer: Yeahhhhhh, how'd you know, bruh?
Jamie: Same sh*t happened to me last weekend.
Mars: Ahhhhhhh! Whack ass n****s.
1. The fourth outermost planet of the Terran-Solar-System. Mars is nicknamed the "Red Planet"; It's red color is the result of great amount of iron oxide FeO2 (rust) in the planet's soil. Mars is a cold, dusty, dry place. Water exist only in frozen caps at the poles. Simple life may have once lived there when it was warmer and wetter. Mars has a very thin atmoshphere which does not protect it well from radiation or meteors. Mars is named after the Roman go of war (the Greek god was Ares)
2. Chocolate company that makes M&Ms.
3. The assumed location of a student who is "spacing out" or daydreaming in school.
1. An international manned mission to mars is expected between 2030 and 2050. The U.S. currently has two robotic rovers Spirit & Opportunity exploring the surface, searching for clues to the planet's past.
2. Mars makes great candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.
3. Dialogue Example -
Teacher: Ted. Ted? Ted?!
Ted: *looks dazed* Huh?
Teacher: The class is on problem 23. Where were you? Mars?
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When you ignore a person on purpose in a conversation or by just not looking at them . Worst form of pain a person can endure . Not advised to be done on heart patients
Rahul : hey guys i got laid yesterday !
Karande : hey pavan did you watch yesterday's episode of chota bheem ?
Pavan : yea bro it was very cool ! I'm in love with chutki . Damn she's very hot
Rahul : ( Fuck i got marsed again )
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