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Pedophile extraordinaire. Strong, masculine build, yet soft and friendly in appearance to lure small children. Prefers children under the age of eight, but will occasionally make exceptions for the tender ones.
Along with a magnificent talent for video games, Marc is the coolest out of all of his friends. They wish they could have the same natural wit that Marc has, and are grateful for his friendship.
He does not enjoy being pinched in the nipples.
Marc is such a gorgeous work of art, his charm can turn anything into solid gold with just a glance of his starling eyes. Even Jesus would shed a tear thinking about Marc's flawless body.
He is also genetically superior to Rand.
Chris: Whoa, look, Marc just walked by... That sexy beast.
Nathan: Holy shit, I'd kill myself just to have him notice me. His body is like a work of perfection.
Rand: I know, he's so cool and popular, I wish I could be just like him.
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The name of a guy who used to be pretty cool, but has lost touch with reality.
He generally has kids that aren't too bright and an ex-wife, and has become an angry jerk who blames his problems on everybody else. He's almost always over 50, broke, bald and talks too much, but even so, he thinks the ladies should worship him.
Remember when Marc was single and fun and had hair? Those were the days. I really liked that guy.
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Marc is that one person that you can tell got that he got a big shlong. Marc is really funny and fucking awesome. And if you are ever feeling down just go talk to marc. one downside is marc cant get no bitches. but she should be having alot of bitches.
Short little shit with a giant ass forehead. Can’t find the Anterior Tibialis.
Marc, do you even know where the anterior tibialis is?
Always tired after playing with puppies all day. When you find a Marc, you will be tired too.
Bro 1: Man, I feel like Marc rn
Bro2: Yeah same. So sick of playing with puppies.
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the guy who has played me 5 times and i’ve still gone back to.
Me:i’m back with Marc
My Bestfriend:Stupid fucking bitch
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