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national shit your pants day.
today is the day you can shit yourself anywhere you go without getting judged.
guy: “holy fuck i need to shit”
guy 2: “dawg it’s march 28”
guy: “oh you right” (shits pants)
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the day that the hottest people were born. the people born on this day are funny, smart, energetic, and many other things. And if they are in a bad mood, its best to ask them whats wrong or give the a big, long hug. when they find someone they truly love, they will do everything to show how much they love them. if you find yourself someone born on this date, keep them forever and show them how much you love them.
boy 1: i heard that girl was born on march 28, shes good looking.
boy 2: march 28 2010?
boy 1: yes!
boy 2: imma ask her out and im keeping her forever.
boy 1: good luck!
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National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.
"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.
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National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.
"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.
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National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.
"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.
Birthday of Egor Zotov, also known as a really cool guy and an always sober person
“Bro, it is Egor’s birthday” - “sick”
“Mark, Egor is going to celebrate 28 march tomorrow” - “Bro, im dead💀”