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During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his penis in the female's asshole and when she jerks up in surprise, he sticks his finger in her mouth like a hook to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.
I blue marlined that hooker last night.
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When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.
Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?
Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin
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noun. : A wet dirty hairy pussy that claims the aroma of a large game fish, such as a saltwater Marlin. Some Marlin Pussy may even have grown horn-like tentacles much like a nose.
"Wow I can smell that girls Marlin Puss from across the room, it's making my eyes water."
"I was going down on Julia when my tongue had suddenly wrapped around a long horn-like object, i said HOT DAMN THATS SOME STANK MARLIN PUSS!"
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Hung by the feet from a structure in a foreign country and a person of the same sex throat fucks you. (Girl on girl requires a strap on) popular among older out of college spring breakers or work trip people.
Did you hear about the annual sales trip?!? John slippery marlin’d with Mike. HR is loving it.
Jane purple slippery marlin’d jane.
Why is it called purple slippery marlin?
Color of the strap on.
to disappear suddenly and not reappear for a long amount of time
Person 1: Dude, where did Jim go?
Person 2: I don't know. I haven't seen him for a while. Maybe he pulled a marlin
It is legend that the flying marlin originated withe Ernest Hemingway on one of his drunken excursions in Key West. This is when a male is stand up 69ing a girl while his friend waits in the closet with a camera. The friend emerges and snaps a picture as the man stand up 69in inserts his fingers in her vagina and smiles for the camera as if showing off a tropy marlin.
Looking through his vacation photos he came across the "flying marlin," with the old whore from Key West.
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The greatest sexual experience of a persons life
Yeah man, a blowjob is great and all, but THEN she gave me a large marlin. Greatest experience of my life
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