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a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
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1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.
"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"
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When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.
Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.
also see back door bandit and hershy highway
"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"
"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
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Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.
Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.
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the act of using exceptional amounts of toilet tissue in order to clean the nippsy
Barry couldnt get his arsehole clean, some say he had an "arse like a marmite pot"
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After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.
I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?
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