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The state that has the most varity in the country. You've got white's, blacks, mexicans, asians, and everything in between. There's the county people, the city people, and the country people; and yes we've got lots of em! We are known for our famous Chesapeak Bay crabs and if you dont like 'em your not a true Marylander! Theres Baltimore and DC and although DC isnt in maryland its close enough. and god forbid if you put the kids from baltimore and dc in the same room and they arent chaned to the wall! We've got some of the best and worst school systems in the country and theres nothing you can do to change that. If you decide to go to Baltimore and you arent familure with it stay in the inner harbor or else. If you dont belive what im telling you just take a trip!
If your not from Maryland your not important!
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The place where you can get a frost bite and a sunburn in the same week
“Bro Maryland has crazy whether!”
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I was born in Maryland, live there, and have lived there all my life; I don't like crabs or seafood. How fucking ironic is that???
Yeah i agree with you all. Baltimore IS one big ghetto.
Oh, by the way, our state motto is not "free state" that's one of our nicknames. Our motto is "manly deeds, womanly words" or "strong actions, gentle words". seriously. I'm not kidding, look it up.
Maryland: the finest state around when it comes to crabs, seafood, sailing and lots of other stuff.
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like some others, its 2 states in 1. the west is like pennsylvania or new york, with the big baltimore/dc urban area; the east is filled with corn fields and is more like a hickish southern region; the oasis in the east is ocean city, which is like the jersey shoreline, not hickish like virginia beach; maryland's chesapeake bay is the world's diritiest waterway
baltimore maryland and the maryland eastern shore are like 2 different states
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i live in maryland, so i know what im talking about. blue state bc of baltimore and pg county, but republican in the crazy rich counties. its not southern (except for in the very southern counties and the eastern shore). annapolis - a drinking town with a sailing problem. the annapolitan uniform is khaki pants, a navy blazer, and docksiders (no socks). middies are the dates du jour for all the high school girls in the annapolis area. all those middies running around downtown are a beautiful sight to see! most marylanders dont have an accent, except b-more (hun) and the eastern shore (m r ducks). bmore - truly ghetto but we love it anyways. yay for seafood! if you dont play lacrosse in elementary and high school, you might as well not live in maryland (especially in Anne Arundel County).
rich suburbs, ghetto city, hick farmlands, we got it all!
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To the moron who wrote the first definiton... DC ISN"T IN MARYLAND!!!! Take first grade geography before you post about something you are completely ignorant of.
Maryland is about crabs, beer, and football in that order. Enough said...
JERSEY boy: "Hey MD sucks!"
Maryland boy: Kicks JERSEY Boy in the nuts and says, "Nice Blowout faggot, go back to your garbage state and stop coming to our schools."
NY Boy: "Hey leave him alone."
Maryland Boy: Kicks NY Boy in his nuts and says, "That goes for you too!"
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Usually a girl - not to be confused with the Mid-Atlantic state, Maryland. Commonly mispronounced as "Mary-lawn-day", people with this name will become frustrated with always having to correct you and have parents that think they are "trendy" or "hip". If you have this name you may become friends with people with awkward names such as La-a (La-dash-a) and Lawasha/Ladrya. Marylande's will usually shorten their name to Mary or use a childhood nickname for simplicity.
Teacher: "Devin?"
Classmate: "Here."
Teacher: "Sarah?"
Classmate: "Here!"
Teacher: "Mary... lawnday...?"
Marylande: "Actually it's just Mare-uh-lend, the e is silent. You can just call me Mary."
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