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A bunch of white trash mixed in with actual gang territory
There was another shooting in Mastic Beach today...
The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.
Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.
Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!
While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!
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The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.
Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.
"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."
one of the hoods on longisland winedance and brentwood are the other two and bellport also these are the ghetto oarts of longisland pot smoken weed sellen drive bys and shoot ups to.
i wanna go to mastic to egt good drugs but i dont wanna be shoot at.
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The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings
Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.
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"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"
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There are a few types of girls in the william floyd district but the “Mastic dykes” are half boys half girls from mastic/mastic beach or anyone who was raise in the district that are either talking behind other people’s back, or minding their own business and focus on themselves, mastic dykes pretty much got man hormones, some mastic dykes either got a low-fro haircut, 2-4 braids going back, or barely got no hair at all so they try to use weave extensions untill it gets pulled.
Some mastic dykes are sometimes tall and some are short, they got a brolic ass voice, no ass what so ever, and no titties, some can be called mastic dyke bitches if they are both mastic bitches and dykes.
Some are usually chyll asf, but 9 times outta 10, they’re not from floyd, they probably from somewhere else like Bellport high school
*Signs of some mastic dykes*
1) Appearance
Chris: “Yo that girl ass look flat as shit bro i’m not gonna hold you”
Brandon: “ Of course man, thats a mastic dyke, no titties having ass hoe, that dyke got braids, and that one got a lowfro”
Chris: **Smokes a blunt and sits down**
2) Shit talkin dykes
Mike: “Yo that dyke is talkin shit about you.”
Chase: “Of course she is nigga, she’s a mastic bitch dyke, her manly ass.”
3) Chyll dykes
Chris: “Oh great, another dyke in this school, wtf is wrong with this school”
Darius: “Nah chyll bro, she from bellport, she’s cool”
Chris: “ight bet”
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