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Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.
Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.
Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!
Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
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The gayest kid ever meet and has sucked more cock than anyone. He would meet a guy off the gay tinder just so he would get some good dick. Everyone secretly hates him bc he thinks he’s popular. What a fag
Mathias is the gayest most annoying kid I’ve ever met
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Given to a person that says heaps of bullshit that he wants to do, etc and never actually does anything close to that. Usually gets his moral off of American TV-shows which means that he doesn't know shit what he's talking about, and thinks he can say anything and if anyone feels like discussing his opinion or trying to defend themselves, he will play the douchebag styled "If you take that seriously, you are a pussy!" game.
He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.
Mathias: "When i grow up, im gonna give my kids African traditional names!"
You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."
Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"
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Special kid with special needs
Mathias is the special kid and has special needs
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Mathias is rudest person in the world he love gay people and hates a girls he love penise
Boy: hi
Mathias: I love penises
Boy: 911
Mathias: no sorry
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Mathias is a good friend that likes spoiling movies and flexes a lot.
A: My friend spoiled end game.
B: your friend really sounds like a Mathias
or
A: my friend keeps flexing his rolex
B: That guy sounds like a Mathias
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