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Finnish pro athlete. Specialised in swimming, but can also play volleyball. He is also one of the millionares that Atte Korkiamäki helped to create. Grew in the getto of Iisalmi and now has a dog.
He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)
He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.
He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.
Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.
Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????
Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.
Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.
Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
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In Argentina it means someone thats really really really fucking cool and everyone wants to be like this type of person.
"Your such a Matias Faillace its FIREE"
"I know bro, too bad your not as Matias Faillace as I am cause I'm a badass and your not"
cool amazing funny
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Matias Florez is a man that comes from the Mexican descent! He is a man that survived hopping the Mexican border, where he became Matias Florez, the Mexican of Melbourne!
“Matias Florez, The Mexican of Melbourne! Scariest Mexican of them all, and is located right here, in Central Melbourne!”
A Sexual encounter with a Mexican nigga that ejaculates in 2 minutes. Will be the worst sex of your life. If your getting a dirty matias they Will Bite your foreskin off and share it with the homies.
My boyfriend just pulled another dirty matias , I swear he’s speedy!!!!!!
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To burn an orphanage down. And piss on the charred remains.
- Imma Do A Matias today
-Who are you and why are you in my house
matias h is a weird ass nig who only says op and pogchamp. reddit nerd
"oy bruh."
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"op."
"u a matias h."
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