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Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life
The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work
Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.
"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"
When 2 homosexuals have a slap battle on a mattress
matress wars
Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.
Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.
You might be suffering from matress terror if it tries to eat you during the night.
Be sure to take good care of your matress....or else!