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Matthew

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matthew

Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

by longhard February 3, 2010

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Matthew

the hottest irish kid I know

Matthew : eat ur potatoes
Girls: BAKA

by be.gay. July 20, 2019

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Matthew

An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.

You're brilliant Matthew.

by Sunshine's kiddo December 28, 2009

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Matthew

the true definition of beautiful, the sweetest, kindest person you will ever come across. but be careful falling in love with him is easy as his charm and true inner and outer beauty can not be denied. getting over him will be a challenge and sooner or later you will relise it is humanly impossible and you will be deeply and madly in love with him forever.

he has a body to die for; tanned skin, tall and athletic. gorgeous blue eyes and the perfect smile which will make your chest hurt when its gone.

im in love with you.

That matthew is a heartbreaker.

by youknowwhoitis. December 21, 2010

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Matthew

From the Latin term "Awesomus", meaning "Awesome" or "Rad".

Not to be confused with Chuck Norris or Steven Segal, Matthew is a different type of Superhero.

His gregarious nature and ridiculous good looks make him the subject of many womenfolk's desires and he is known for his sexual ability and stamina.

His sweet, caring nature is a virtue that he will extend to all friends around him and his looks cannot be surpassed but beware; when he's angry, he turns into an angry version of his good-looking self.

Not a Latte drinker but admired by metro-sexuals around the world, Matthew is a real world man, with real world man desires.

Guy: Look at the Matthew over there. I wish I was that rad.
Girl: Me too.

Girl 1: I can't believe it but I think I just saw a total Matthew
Girl 2: You did! I'm going to get his phone number!

by Sally Baker February 5, 2010

831๐Ÿ‘ 433๐Ÿ‘Ž


matthew

a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush

i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush

by dildo boy February 28, 2008

14865๐Ÿ‘ 8320๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matthew

1) A person who is extremely good looking.

2) A red gameboy advanced

1) Woah, look at Matthew!

2) Pass me your matthew

by kelppp January 7, 2012

41๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž