May 24th

The day to gobble up chicken toes

Hey man, It's May 24th. Can I have your toes, nugget?

May 24th

The day when a math prodigy was born

She's so good at math! When was she born?
May 24th

May 24th

National eat rigatoni pasta day

Yay it’s may 24th aka eat rigatoni pasta day

may 24th

Send your bf a titty pic

him: “hey it’s may 24th”
her: “it’s sending😉”