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People born on this day (may 28) usually flunk out of college
May 28
National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!
Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”
Petty and Disrespectful day
•Be the most pettiest person and disrespectful person that you always wanted to be.•
Girl 1: hey? What day is it?
Girl 2: it’s May 28 ya dummy
Girl 1: gotcha
Look okay maybe she will see this or not idc but today is my best friends birthday and I really love her with all my heart so if your a girl that is turning 17 this day and has semi short hair and lives on the city lines the looks like your this person I love you my little berry
From dizzy dumbass 💃
Ayyy it’s may 28
Omg it is today is a beautiful girls birthday
A cool person (and gay) named Atlas who is born in May 28th B)
someone: you know what day it is?
me: May 28 also as my friend, Atlas’ brithday pretty cool am i right? B)
A day where you can hug or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend <3!
Boy:it’s may 28 yk what that means