May 3rd

National give your girlfriend unlimited kisses day

“Ahh it’s May 3rd, the day my girlfriend loves”

May 3rd

National give head day

May 3rd is a day to give head

May 3rd

international cook a rat day.

Specifically used in barbecue.

"Hey do you know what day it is?"
"yeah May 3rd"
"Wow do you wanna grill some rats for lunch in my garden for lunch?"
"Yeah dude I'd love to, I'll bring some as well they'll be delicious."

may 3rd

curtis appreciation day, beat each other with rolling pins

dude; may 3rd
dude 2; no pls

may 3rd

curtis appreciation day, (also known as lemonfatherr, lemonfatherrr and lemonfather.) this is a good day where everyone will beat another person with a rolling pin in honour of curtis appreciation day

dude: did you know its may 3rd?
dude 2: oh fuck

May 3rd

Post your beutiful, angelic looking, the coolest person in your life that is your bestie day!
Post them and make them feel beutiful & needed♡

OMG IT'S MAY 3rd I SHOULD POST MY BESTIE!!
*post theyr bestie*
Omg thank you bestie!

3rd May

International share your homework answers day.

"Omg I didn't do the homework!"
"Dude,don't worry.It's the 3rd May"
"Thanks bro"