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An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
The spiciest instrument out there
Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?
Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?
Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham
Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee
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The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex
Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama
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The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump
When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise
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Mayonnaise is the best condiment. Mayo beats out Mustard by a fat mile.
"Ayy bro want some mustard?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"
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