Mayor McTwat

1. A person who is a twat to everything and anything that moves into their line of sight.

2. someone who has been defined as a twat, but goes above and beyond the duties of a regular twat.

Mayor McTwat usually resides in doucheville population him.

"Man, Zach needs to go be Mayor McTwat somewhere else..."

"Why don't you go back to your cushy desk job as Mayor McTwat of doucheville, population you."

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fucks the mayor

Outstanding in every way, enviable, most excellent

Your new Cayenne really "fucks the mayor" Be!!!

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Mayor Party

The real definition of Mayor Party is as secret as the krabby patty formula. Most understand Mayor Party to be a way of life, not an actual party. ( sometimes )

nick - " hey there, do you want to watch paint dry?"

cool person - "mayor party?"

nick - "no, paint"

cool person - " no mayor party"

nick - " ok... sure "

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Mayor of Downsville

The most retarded person you know.
Named for the small town in Central NY along route 206, called Downsville, with no direct offence meant to that wonderful hamlet.

Elisha: Dad, I forgot to take the foil off the Ding-Dong again.
Keifer: What, are you running for Mayor of Downsville?

Mayor of Prudeville

Someone who is so prudish that they are elected the Mayor by other prudes.This person usually wears leggings with knee length skirts and turtlenecks. They say "EWWWW" if anything sexual is even implied.They are always unconsciously covering their cleavage with their hand.These ppl are usually females but can be males. You know they are the mayor when other prudes look at them with a look of incredulity. They think they are being whorish if even a sliver of cleavage is showing.

Prude Candidate: Okay I'm gonna go change, you can see my ankles in this dress!

Prude Citizen: You are now officially Mayor of Prudeville!

Mayor of Prudeville: I will work my hardest to make everyone look as unsexy as possible!

mayor a-hole

A term to refer to an extremely cute boy that can be a douche at times.

Dakhota is such a Mayor A-Hole

The dirty mayor

Getting sloppy seconds on an election night. Very rare condition.

Michelle got a taste of the Dirty Mayor last night.