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The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.
I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.
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A little old man, he tends to work twice as hard as anyone else while only getting half as much done. He is very small, but a master of karate, his mind is his dojo, he floats like a butterfly and stings like a weaker butterfly.
Man, I wouldn't fight Tim Lamay if I were you, he's a scary dude!
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell
A hugely talented musician who seems to always be giving to some form of charity. Bassist of Babyshambles, singer/guitarist/bassist/founder of Helsinki, and off to form some other amazing band soon.
Is there anything Drew McConnell can't do?
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Jamie Mcconnell is someone from Belfast who goes by the name “Black Moose” he is an aspiring pornographer who lost his virginity at the ripe age of 26.
Jamie Mcconnell is so good I love his Black Moose videos
A slurry of spit, piss, and semen smeared all over a person’s face to shame and degrade them.
Wow she had a full Load of McConnell all over her face.
Slang for the oddly expressionless, glassy-eyed and wax-like visage of Mitch McConnell.
Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.
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Page is the melodic glue of the super-group Phish. It is always prefered by jaded vets to site "page-side" at show.
Page McConnell is the man.
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