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The name written all over 80% of the worlds trash.
while travelling in some of the remotest regions of australia, we started to see plenty of mcdonalds wrappers and drink containers and so we knew that a local franchise of the fresh and delicious burger chain must be nearby. we all rejoiced.
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My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough
Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...
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The place where heart disease began
"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."
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The evilest restaurant in the world. You can be sure that everything on their menu is not what it says and will make you fat within ten seconds.
"McDonalds is the most evil place on Earth."
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The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.
Fuck! Yo John, Weโre out of food!
Iโll drive to the closest McDonalds, so Iโll be back in an hour.
But weโre in the desert!
That donโt matter!
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a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.
unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.
ugh i think a piece of shit fell from the ceiling
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