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Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets
Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers
the sweetest first love and girlfriend anyone could ever ask for
“ Hey, I heard you dated an Alicia McGregor.”
“ yea, she’s the best first everything i could have had, and i love her to pluto and back.”
the absolute sweetest and most amazing person you will ever meet?
"So how's your girlfriend like?"
" Well, she's an absolute alicia mcgregor!"
While a girl gives a guy a blowjob, the guy proceeds to headlock her using his legs. Then, the girl in order not to die of asphyxiation she taps his arms like Connor McGregor did to Khabib Nurmagomedov.
Dude 1- How was with Jessica last night?
Dude 2- She agreed to try extreme stuff but she McGregor Tapped the moment I tried to choke her!
a stoopid adopted noob head nerd
yo why are u being such a kempton mcgregor
A woman or man uses hot sauce as lubricant while masturbating or having sexual intercourse.
Ted was doing the "Spicey Mcgregor" while he played hanky spanky.
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a fucking hard nut who will nut a woman any day of the week
'Conor McGregor is one cracking bloke.'
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