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meadow muffin

(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.

"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."

by Marcus April 9, 2004

75πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


pulled a meadow

Being unable to get into a parking spot while parallel parking. In honor of Meadow Soprano in the final episode of The Sopranos.

I totally pulled a Meadow trying to park. Took me four tries.

by Paul Boellner June 28, 2007

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ginger Meadows

Ginger Meadows was a Jewish B-movie actress of the 1950s and the original Ginger Bombshell. Known initially for her curvaceous beauty, the β€œBoobs from Bangor" was an actress of limited range that had β€œcasting couch" affairs to land prominent roles. She is best known for her battles with cake addiction.

At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.

In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.

Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.

In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.

In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.

Susie gave Stuart sixty minutes to do whatever he wanted with her. Without a thought Stuart requested an hour with her raunchy alter ego, Ginger Meadows. She reached for her pink leotard and safety glasses.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 27, 2023


Call of the Meadow

Reverse art block, similar to the Call of the Void phenomenon,
"Call of the Meadow" is a phrase to represent sudden thoughts or urges to create something beautiful such as to make art

"I been craving to make art, it's 1 AM and I really just want to make something beautiful rn"
"You're feeling the Call of the Meadow"

by SockFlip February 11, 2022


forest meadow

a junior high in lake highlands dallas tx, also referred to as forest "ghetto" due to the fact that there is alot of drug dealing. mascot is the charger.it is easy to get on the teachers bad side and the teachers are burned out. many of the kids dont even try. there is a small part of the school that are rich kids and the others aren't. alot of kids skateboard here.

Man, i remember my teachers at forest meadow, mr. griffis, ms. g, my bitchy science teacher, THEY SUCKED!

by scotsfannnn July 21, 2008

27πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Meadow Heights

A small run down neighbourhood north/west side of the city of Melbourne. Meadow Heights is known mainly for the various crimes commited in the area.

Today, Meadow Heights is known by the locals and near by neighbourhoods as being part of "the ghetto" or "the hood". Multiple murders, rapes, stabbings and domestic disturbances are recorded to have occured in Meadow Heights. Locals are known to refer to the area as "The Heights". Surrounding neightbourhoods such as Craigieburn and Greenvale are known as the rich suburbs that fenced themselves off from Meadow Heights and other neighbourhoods. Street racing and drug dealing is a daily occurance on the main streets of The Heights at night. The majority of the people living in and around Meadow Heights are people of Middle Eastern and European descent.The main ethnic group is the Turkish peoples. Many people migrate over to the area due to the easy access and low prices of the housing.

guy1: yo yalleh, we gon go to the heights tonight?

guy 2: yeah man, they sell fine smack there.

girl 1:where's that party tonight?

girl 2:its westside in meadow heights
girl 1:that shits way out of the way. Its the ghetto down there.
girl 2:yeah, I'll ask some guys to go with us.

by mich.abdul July 4, 2012

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Great Meadows

The classic definition of a "hick town". Located in Northern New Jersey, Great Meadows is home to sod farms, empty fields, and old general stores. Sometimes referred to as "The Ghetto of Great Meadow", due to its lack of modern amenities common to almost every town, such as a supermarket, a bank, or even a police station. The population consists mostly of old farmers, and most of the residents know each other by name.

Great Meadows, New Jersey is the Sod farm capital of the country.

by Ricky Bobby October 10, 2005

29πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž