Mega Gay

n. A state of being, directly related to the idea of being on the far spectrum of homosexuality.

Sean has been more gay than usual, I think he’s becoming mega gay.

Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

Mega Gay Phalanx

That seems to look like a phalanx (Mega Gay Phalanx).

Alisha: Go down on me!
Ron: Mega Gay Phalanx!
Alisha: Totes sosh! Sucks a way (suck noisez)