The way that ignorant and poorly informed individuals pronounce the word "milk".
Son~"can you pass the melk
Mom~"you're retarded"
Yo, what's that on the bathroom floor?
Sorry, I forgot to clean up the melk last night.
A Guy with religios Parents that can't decide how to call theyre son. He is often naiv and doesn't know the causes of his actions. Mostly he is the one who steps to far, but plays the good-boy in school. He doesn't care so much about the nature or people that are not like him
"Gezz mate, sometimes you can be a real Melk!"