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when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause
i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse
i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause
When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.
I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.
An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.
Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.
A women who is 50+, and became such a narcissistic peice of shit when they hit the age of 50 because there hormones decided to hate on them. Their partners or husbands mostly refuse to have sex with them when they are a QOM as they treat others especially when they abuse their husbands.
Shes a Queen of Menopause, her husband is probably going to divorce her soon if she cant treat him better.
The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.
Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you have went through menopause.
Woman #1: Why does she seem different now?
Woman #2 I think she got menopaused.
Liminal Menopause Art, also known as LMA, is a unique genre of digital creativity emerging from the minds of boomers and older individuals. It thrives on the combination of bizarre greenscreen effects, outdated pop culture references, and a total disregard for aesthetics, all aimed at achieving a strange sense of humor.
Did you see Aunt Mildred's latest liminal menopause art on Instagram? She's riding a rubber chicken on a background of dancing frogs while blasting Christina Aguilera. Classic LMA!