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Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.
“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.
People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.
Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.
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Democratic Jew. See jewster.
Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.
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South Merrick is the Southern part of a town Merrick, which is located on Long Island, New York. The houses are big, and can cost more than 1 million dollars! Many of them are on the water, and have tons of property! The citizens, also known as, “Southies” are stereotypically thots, rich kids, and brats. Many of them own brand name products, such as Supreme, Gucci, etc. Having some of these products will make people want to be friends with you since you are considered rich. To be considered a Southie, you have/had to attend either Birch or Lakeside. Most of the population of South Merrick is Jewish, so bar and bat mitzvahs are very big. Many Southies take their celebration to the top. Some kids have theirs in huge ball rooms, in a banquet hall, even on a yacht! They give out custom sweatshirts and t-shirts! Many Southies are big party people, and can rage all night until morning. So if your looking for a friend who likes to party and is down to stay up all night, take having Southie friends into mind, because take it from me, it will be the best decision you will make!
South Merrick is filled with huge, beautiful mansions on the water!
he may be in the back, but he shines the brightest
Jay merrick is a good person.
bassist, and one of the vocalist for the all time coolest band ever All Time Low
and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet, often goes shirtless, and changes his hair often, and has tatoos and a nose ring
is also very Aguel
Sally: OMG isn't Zach Merrick so hott?
Lisa: Duhhhhhhh
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going to get high, smacked, or fucked up.
known to be started by Dylan, Angel and Kyle
Dylan “yo u going to merrick?”
Angel “fuck yea we are”