Merv the perv

Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.

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The Merv Doctrine

Derived from a famous quote by the iconic Merv, speaking on whether he scored on Australia Day:

"Mate, there are 364 days for hooking up with birds. Australia Day is about beers and mates."

The doctrine can be applied in various settings: ironically or sincerely, to show pride or hide shame, to rally the 'turbos' or to vibe out.

Are you cut Fiona left early last night?
Nah, I subscribe to The Merv Doctrine...

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pervy merve

A person who adds you on any social media/dating app, who is not that attractive, but you're giving them a chance, and sends you nothing but perverted messages no matter what is said.

Girl: "so where did yourbband name kayne incognito come from?"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"

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merve nur erkoc

a lovely person who is majoring ppe in warwick university.
a wonderful person to hang out with and is extremely nice to others. everyone needs a nerve nur erkoc.

merve nur erkoc, she looks charming and asthonishing!

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Merve

an annoying bitch who is a kiss-up to her girlfriend. She gets upset when u make fun of her but when she does u have to let it slide, she also has a foot fetish and can barely admit when shes wrong. She takes things too seriously and never knows when to shut up. She overuses the f slur a lot. She has favorites and has lots of dead ends.

i dont know how someone like Merve could get a girlfriend when she acts like that.''

''I know!''

Merve

There is no definition about my name

İts dont used about humans name: Merve is so beautiful girl

Merve

stupid ass hoe (totally not because of this one merve I know)
(not directed to any other merves)

*merve sitting down*
Guy 1: Ew girl yo breath stanks stay away hoe
Guy 2: Fr fr