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A sequal to the "Metal Gear" series on the Playstation1.
Centers around a Hostage Situation on a secret military base that isn't what it seems....
Metal Gear Solid is a good stealth game.
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revolutionized video gaming from random shootings to actually requiring tactical stealth ..aka: a little bit of style ;)!
ps : if u have to say “solid” to make sense of the game title ur not hardcore. repeat after me .. “i - must - find - metal - gear - and - fall - in - love - with - solid - snake!”...u can skip the last 7 words if u like ...
p1: are u a fanboy?
p2: yeah..but only for metal gear!
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Rex, the one metal gear that everyone will remember. Solid Snake also pilots Rex and defeats Liquid Ocelot's Ray USING REX. Most epic battle ever.
...Did Metal gear Rex just beat ray?
Yes, yes he did.
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STOP THAT BLADE RAIDEN
Mommy Mistral
MEMES. THE DNA OF THE SOUL
Music
Bald Crazy Cyborgs
Weak Brazilian People
Stabbing US Senators
Thats Metal Gear Rising
GUY ONE "Dude. My favorite part of Metal Gear RIsing is Mistral.
GUY TWO "NAH FUCK THAT BRO IT LITERALY SAM DOG"
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A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.
Carl: I was playing Metal Gear Spunk last night and i won cos i jizzed on the bitches face and the police chased me.
Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.
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1. a game that is too fucking cool for words to describe.if you havnt played it then you cant realy say you've had life experience when applying for a job.
2. to do something that snake/raiden would do.
PE teacher: John you nob jockey, you were suposed to rugby tackle him, not metal gear solid him. im no doctor but id say that neck is quite positively broken.
John: its go time.(pulls out assult rifle and shoots PE teacher in the balls continuously while PE teacher tries to call for backup)
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well if it isn't saucy jack
the metal gear excelsus is a giant fucking robot too complicated to explain