bk metcalf

THE WEIRDEST BITCH EVER THAT ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL

“you know bk metcalf?” “oh yeah i hate that bitch

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!