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When she shoots a ping pong ball out of her pussy at you while on her period.
I went to Stacey's last night and when I came out of the bathroom she hit me with a martian meteor! Fucking gross dude!
A group of people smoking crack dipped in embalming fluid.
Let's go over to Danny Five's for the meteor shower tonight.
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The mental list of people you'd consider dating if your much-loved significant other was quickly and painlessly hit by a meteor.... after an appropriate amount of time for grieving, of course.
"I would never cheat on my husband, but man, that guy is hot! He's totally on my meteor list."
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The act of a male, cuming on a girls face precisely at the same moment he forces himself to vomit on her head, thus pretaning to a Meteor Shower
I was getting a sweet blowjob from my buddies mom when he was at baseball practice, an i was about to cream HARD. As my load entered the deeper region of her throat, i thought of Sarah Jessica Parker and vomitted all over her head.
And that was my first Meteor Shower
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to diarrhea in a girl's pussy. (a variation of "spacedocking")
I wanted to give that girl a meteor shower but I missed her pussy and got diarrhea all over her stomach.
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to whip a pearl of jizz off of the tip of your dick at a very fast speed. mostly after intercourse when theres some leftovers. Also common after masturbating when you're too lazy to wipe... Or drunk.
kid 1 Yo man Spongebob Squarepants 3d was fucking nuts.
kid 2 yeah man I like where we were sitting.. alot of privacy for you know what
Kid 1 Uh what the fuck?
Kid 2 Yeah! That corners got silver meteors all over it. Sandy was looking too hot for me not to whip it out in the theatre. I was over there fucking shit UPP!
(awkward silence)
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Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.
"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"
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