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a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day
Damn boys, my nipple meter says it's pretty fuckin cold out here.
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A measure of distance similar to a meter, but curled to look like a pube.
Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm
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A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.
That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter
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Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!
Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.
Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!
Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!
A unit of measurement for midgets
The pole is 2 and a half midget meters
n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
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The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
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