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A metro is someone who is usually in complete denial about there homosexuality. Usually Wears fluro clothes and low cut V-neck shirts that cost them $400 of there "daddys" money. A complete disgrace to the rest of the male race. While heterosexuals and homosexuals are on a equal par, metrosexuals have no place in the world and are rejected by both parties. A sickening site at the best of times.

"Hey dylan my metro friend, lets go and make out with some guys while we pretend to have girlfriends"

by Mitchel D November 6, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


metro

The Washington, DC area's mass transportation system, run by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.

The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.

A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.

Metro Opens Doors... for those who can afford to ride it.

by Meredith January 4, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


metro

A mass transit system that consists of trains on underground and/or elvated tracks. Origin = METROpolitan railway

I had to take fourteen buses and then go on the metro to get here.

by REVOLUTION! November 24, 2005

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metro

Joel Madden from Good Charlotte

"Ew, did you read about Joel talking about how much he likes designer labels and coffee, hes so metro!"

by Nikki March 16, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


metro

A person who is a fruit. One who is acts gay but is stone cold hetero.

That dude with the pink shirt is metro

by John Paul November 4, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


metro

Term used when referring to Washington DC, Maryland, and northern Virginia collectively.

Roscoe's from the metro and hasn't been to many places outside of it.

by Corey Dyson May 2, 2005

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metroing

the act of riding the metro

joe and haley were metroing to the zoo

by yosephyaghi September 29, 2009

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