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Straight man who spends three times as long in the bathroom primping and preening himself than his female counterpart.
Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks.
Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots.
Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance.
Good dancer, enjoys playing golf.
Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.
Peacock husband of my friend Adriana.
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Alan: "Oh, we don't have to watch a movie, I've TiVo'd Glee!"
Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."
Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."
Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"
Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."
Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
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A gay man that has not realized his gay sexuality yet.
Guy #1: Wow that's a faggot right there. He's got his Banana Republic safari gear on and I think he's hittin on that guy.
Guy #2: No, no, no. People want us to call gay guys like that, "METROSEXUAL"
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My mom told me that she loves the way my boyfriend dresses ans think that he is gay. I told her no but he might me metrosexual
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A man who appears to ignore gender and sexual preference stereotypes in order to present his style and/or to allow for himself to be more practical according to his enviornment.
Steve carries a "man-bag" bacause he is a metrosexual.
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A Hetero male who is well rounded and educated in many subjects. Enjoys grooming, the arts, and especially style. Behavior may be feminine, but is not necessary. He is confident with who he is and takes pride in appearance to others.
"I can't find a myself a perfect guy, where are all the metros?"
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Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
"My last boyfriend was a metrosexual. He spent just as much time on his hair as i did."
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