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Metrosexual man is a man who can be misunderstood to be a gay because he dresses so fasionably and takes care of his appreance. He spends money in purchasing fancy clothes which attract both men and women. He appears rich and intelligent.
Metrosexual actors: Jude law, Tom cruise
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The sexual attraction to buses.
"So, this guy like dresses in tight girl jeans and plucks his eyebrows and is like totally metrosexual."
"What? No he's not. See that guy humping that bus? THAT guy has metrosexuality."
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A straight man who appears to be gay because he practices the dressing and grooming habits of a homosexual
Gay men are anoyed because they are often deceived by metrosexuals
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One whom has sex with trains, locomotives, or other forms of railed transportation.
I always knew Roy was a metrosexual." "R-R-Roy likes to have sex with trains!?
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The term "Metrosexual" (Metropolitan Heterosexual) is defined by it's social psychological relationship to homophobia in it's counterpart: Rural Heterosexuality.
Isolated, these terms suggest the magnitude of personal contacts the metropolitan heterosexual (metro-sexual) encounters with lesbians and gay men represents higher altitudes of social acceptance for gay culture. Whereas, in less populated vicinities, (less people = less gays) heterosexuals will be less likely to accurately define the world entirely in heterosexual terms since they have less to compare their "straitness".
New Yorkers dress like metrosexuals.
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Give me a well groomed kind, loving, fun, sexy, smart, strong, confident Metrosexual Man any day.
They are so heterosexual, they make rugby-playing boys look gay (all boys contact sport) they ooze testosterone, are incredible in the sack and I swear can read my mind (private orgasm just because of this), can dance well (full contact sport with many women), never cheat in a committed relationship, make unbelievably excellent providers, fathers and husbands, know how to make money and have chef skills to die for.
It's no wonder the average stinky joe feels threatened by them.
Heck! Girls, you'll be lucky if you find one, if you do, get him off the streets quick... before some other wise woman gets him first
Brad Pitt and that elk... are metrosexual
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a straight man with a gay-seeming attitude towards hygiene and fashion. Often hit on by gay guys, although most metrosexuals find the thought of physical intimacy with another man repugnant.
We thought Bob was gay, but it turns out he's a metrosexual.
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